- September 10, 2026
My toxic conspiracy theory is any 2 for 1 deal on DoorDash is a psyop to get rid of contaminated food ๐ญ and it doesnโt always turn me away because sometimes I need to get sick and be taught a lesson about not eating out all the time ๐คฎ
- September 9, 2026
Canโt believe how productive I was today ๐คฏ itโs like I hit a flow state and everything kept coming together. I even came up with a new formula that I think is the future of the work I do. Iโll get that data back in about a month or so but I feel really good about it
- September 6, 2026
Adobe premiere adding single word captions LITERALLY made me cancel my CapCut pro subscription ๐
- September 6, 2026
๐งก ๐ฉต๐ค
- September 3, 2026
2 days later ๐ค๐ฑ I was probably a few hours from giving up and buying a whole new phone ๐ after leaving the station I gave the person who found it $200, went out to dinner to celebrate and left a big tip because I was so grateful, and now Iโm back home finishing up some work. A very productive past few hours ๐ก
- September 2, 2026
A time was had yesterday but I also lost my phone sooo ๐ญ this must be my karma for bragging about not having to buy my own apple products hahaha however it's also the perfect excuse to get a new phone...
- August 30, 2026
Come on fall ๐๐ Where are you?! ๐
- August 24, 2026
The only reason I own Apple products is because every boss I ever had didnโt like Androids ๐ I have bought maybe 1 Apple product with my own money in the past decade. People will literally pay me to have blue text bubbles and airdrop
- August 23, 2026
I donโt check or respond to DMs on social platforms anymore. BIG boundary for me. I donโt even post on there. Thereโs a link in all my bios to this app. My number is at the top and my email is literally my social handles. Iโm reachable for the people who want to put in the effort ๐ and if you donโt want to talk to me but want to see what Iโm up to just scroll my app. so much content ๐ก I donโt need the algorithm to fuel my career anymore
- August 16, 2026
Iโm trying not to buy a walking pad because then Iโll literally never leave the house ๐ญ but idkโฆ itโs really convenient
- August 11, 2026
Influencers need to get paid a lot of money. Thatโs my hill. Putting your entire life online is too much of a liability to not benefit in some way. Once you meet a famous broke person youโll understand why itโs so important
- August 6, 2026
Sometimes I want to lie to people and tell them Iโm not thriving just to protect my peace ๐ but itโs hard to hide. I gotta learn to embrace this era of my life. I donโt know how I got here but my mental health has been consistently great ๐ค literally a dream come true
- July 23, 2026
Iโve spent the last 6 months inventing something ridiculously amazing and I had to force myself off of social media because I have a big mouth and I would ruin everything if I said anything about it. Iโm reaching the next phase of this project and itโs better than I couldโve ever imagined. I donโt remember the last time I played the long game and I forgot how rewarding it is. Very excited to see where Iโll be January 2027
- July 11, 2026
Once a year I say "wow this is great I should get more" and then I never get more hahaha maybe it's great because I don't have it all the time
- July 8, 2026
Why is my long lost twin on a billboard ๐ญ girl who are you? We look alike!
- July 8, 2026
Ideally I need to make my own brand of furniture thatโs perfect for me only ๐ ugh how selfishโฆ ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
- June 25, 2026
On June 21st 2026 I've decided that I do actually need a private jet. I'm very serious. Whenever I get it, I'll put a pic here lolll so stick around
- June 16, 2026
I act like a bro so much bros forget I'm a lady ๐ฉ does that make sense?
- June 14, 2026
wow. what a sprint. I call it "idea preservation" ๐ make the stuff in your head come to life as quickly as you can and then get back to society
- June 12, 2026
Super excited about how things are going right now! My advice to anyone who might be feeling stuck in life is to make a decision and see it through
- June 10, 2026
I gotta start collecting cables before the only thing left are USB C's ๐ And they are never long enough or powerful enough for what I need hahaha
- May 25, 2026
Very grateful for the first responders, the military, and everyone who has put their lives on the line for this country ๐บ๐ธ
- May 21, 2026
I love writing music. I love it so much I sometimes have to force myself not to. I made a promise that this year I wouldn't create songs to solve my problems. I only create to experience creating. Didn't know how important that was until recently. It's made me a better writer โ
- May 20, 2026
Building ๐จ๐๐
- May 19, 2026
I got a good feeling about this summer ๐ฅ
- May 13, 2026
Woahโฆ I think i experienced the universe testing me in real time twice this past week ๐ very cool experience
- May 13, 2026
I hate having stressful dreams and then waking up just to not remember exactly what was stressful about it ๐ just jaw pain and high blood pressure hahaha lame
- May 12, 2026
Time to stim ๐ง๐ซจ๐ชฉ
- May 12, 2026
Also, I'm tired already ๐ not burnt outโฆ but definitely busy
- May 12, 2026
Probably the most locked in I've been in years ๐ค it's ridiculous
- May 6, 2026
"Did you need this job? Did you take this job? So figure out a way to do this job." - Devil Wears Prada 2 ๐
- May 4, 2026
A big reason I live in Southern California is because I wanted to live in a place I'd vacation to. That way I don't always have to travel to feel an escape ๐ด I want my home base to be in a beautiful place that I never get tired of
- May 3, 2026
Spent the first half of the day feeling like a loser and the second half feeling like a genius โญ That's what creating art does to me lol
- May 2, 2026
I need a nap but I waited until too late in the day lol can't mess up my sleep schedule. Maybe a walk will help...
- May 2, 2026
I care about what people think of me because sometimes how people treat you is based on what they think of you. Just because I care doesn't mean I'll change for them... but I do care ๐ gotta find a healthy balance and just focus on being a decent person
- May 1, 2026
I feel a sparkling water addiction coming ๐ซฃ is that better than energy drinks?
- May 1, 2026
I want another pet so bad but I don't want the responsibility right now ๐ฉ I also need to learn to accomplish things because I want to not just because I need to pay for another being to live. My dogs were the only reason I wanted to have nice things ๐
- April 29, 2026
I gotta stop drinking energy drinks ๐ญ they are so useful tho... coffee too! My issue is on busy days caffeine truly does help a lot
- April 27, 2026
Thinking about releasing a song on my birthday ๐ค hmmm
- April 27, 2026
livin la vida loca will always be on my playlist ๐ถ ALWAYS
- April 24, 2026
I make a wish at 11:11 almost everyday ๐ซ
- April 24, 2026
I'm so curious about my next phase of songwritingโฆ what do I write about if not heartbreak or depression? ๐ Happiness? Interestingโฆ
- April 23, 2026
To be weird is to be free! ๐๏ธ๐ช๐ก
- April 23, 2026
I regret that burrito ๐ญ๐ฏ stomach has been torn since last night lolll it was good tho
- April 23, 2026
Great storytellers are the future ๐ the future is now btw!
- April 22, 2026
Nothing like a burrito ๐ฏ after a long day
- April 22, 2026
"I don't wanna cry with you"
- April 22, 2026
The weather has been up and down every week I'm tired grandpa!